Diddley Squat Farm

Britain’s Home of Rural News, Farming Humour and Common Sense

Welcome to Diddley Squat Farm.

A place for farmers, contractors, landowners, smallholders and rural communities to share news, opinions, frustrations, victories and the occasional piece of bureaucratic nonsense.

We Cover:

Rural News
Farming Politics
Machinery Reviews
Livestock Updates
Community Events
Countryside Issues
Planning Madness
Farmer Victories

The Golden Clipboard

Each week we’ll highlight the most ridiculous example of agricultural paperwork, planning bureaucracy or government nonsense submitted by readers.

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Visit our latest articles for news, opinion, machinery reviews and commentary from across rural Britain.

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This website is an independent satirical farming publication and is not affiliated with Jeremy Clarkson, Diddly Squat Farm, Clarkson’s Farm, Amazon MGM Studios or any associated organisation.